The Jay-Z Incident

On my 39th birthday (That can’t be right? Can I really be that old?) I get an email with the subject: Jay-Z feature. I obviously thought it was just one of my friends messing with me since it was on my birthday and all. I didn’t think much of it. But after four days I get another email saying – Jay-Z is awaiting your response. Then I go back to the original email and It’s actually from Jay-Z and his crew!? He not only wants to feature T-post in his Life + Times project, but also to become a T-post subscriber. From that day on I’ve been reading ALL emails, no matter how stupid the subject is.